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I need to make my GF have panic sex - help
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My GF is a pretty big doom tard and really gets off to doom. We have doom fueled sex all the time, but I am out of condoms so she wont have sex with me. I am trying to get her to go full on doom tard mode and think that the end is nigh so it wont matter if she gets pregnant. I need some crazy, run around in circles screaming hysterically, DOOM.
Any ideas? Thanks.
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