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TSA Poll - Cancer or Public Rape
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 27246519:MV8yMDM4OTc2XzM0MzMzMTc2X0FDQjc2REI5] My experience with TSA a couple of days ago: As I stood in line for the security check, once again no one chose to opt out. All sheeple went through the DNA damaging microwave. My turn. I said. "I don't want to go through the machine." Then what appears to be a ritual began: I'm asked to take off my shoes, take off my vest, take off my jacket and put it all through the scanner. Feeling funny with no shoes on, I see a grinning security pot belly pig and a dykish looking female TSA agent with blue gloves come up to me. The pot belly pig says: "If you choose the pat down, you will be touched in intimate places such as up and in between your legs" He paused. Then continued slowly allthewhile grinnng: "DO YOU STILL WANT THE PAT DOWN?".......Me: "Sure." Still grinning like a retard the TSA agent shakes his head and the two ask me to follow them. The dykish looking agent, who actually turned out to be nice but not too smart points to the two foot markings and orders: "Stand over there and spread you legs!" [i]Comment: I wonder why they have to use such degrading language in their security check ritual. How about wording it more respectfully such as: Please take a wide stance.[/i] She starts the pat down and I tell her about my money belt that is attached to my pants. A red flag goes of. She immediately breaks up the pat down, calls another agent and they take me to a tiny private room. Then they ask me to remove the belt. I needed scissors. She asks why I sewed it. I said because of the pick pockets and because I didn't want to loose it. Whatever, it should be everyone's right to keep money on their person. One agent brought me a huge pair of scissors. I told her that won't work and she fetched a smaller one. The dykish agent asked me to take of my pants and to wrap myself in paper. HA. I managed to undo the belt. They checked, let me go. They said many women sew money inside their panties and have to take them off and send them through the machine. I was glad it was over.I don't think they change their gloves between people, but the again how many people even choose to opt out...? :timeout: [/quote]
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Today I have to take a flight. This morning I woke up not looking forward to that like I used to when traveling the world.
Now my question about traveling to you:
Since we live in a true democracy........, we are given options to choose from when flying:
OPTION A: Cancer through X-Rays
OPTION B: Public Rape
TODAY, I choose public rape.....lol did I just sound like Deepak Chopra when he says, TODAY, I choose awareness or whatever..?
Your thoughts please.
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