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THE USA IS RULED BY BLUE ALIENS IN THE MOUNTAINS OF KENTUCKY
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 28176447:MV8yMDQwOTQ4XzM0NjgzMDY0X0M1OThEODVF] I lived in E. Kentucky for 10 years, Inez; Lowmansville; Paintsville areas. Traveled much on US-23. Never saw any blue aliens. Lots of wild life though ranging from deer, bear, coyote, fox, raccoon, possum, and have heard the scream of a panther. Never seen any UFO's either, but the ground is very magnetic due to load stones. Deep mines were right over the hill from me, but never saw any Blue Aliens. There are lots of Ghost stories, in the hills. The only thing out of the ordinary was back in 2003 - 2004 had family and friends encounter a Big Foot creature. Personally I have witnessed a Big Foot jump on my double-wide trailer roof and run down the length of the 80 foot trailer and off into the hills. I was inside the trailer at the time with many witnesses. A friend and myself got our guns and headed off into the woods to try to track it, but it was just too dark and too dangerous. Next morning, I inspected the roof and found large footprints that were spaced at least 6 feet apart. I estimated the Beast to be at least 300-400 pounds, any larger and it would have fallen through the roof into the trailer. We were thinking that the Beast was following a migratory path down the Appalachian trail and eating the raspberries, blue berries, and strawberries that grow wild. [/quote]
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My uncle told me last night at dinner that he used to know his former girlfriend's ex-husaband was in the military during World War II and he uncovered a secret tomb explaning in detail that blue aliens deep in the mountains of kentucky control all world events.
I will upload pictures of the tomb writings momentarily so DON'T CALL me a shill, this is serious guys.
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