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The experience of working at Antigravity United, I said it is the real story
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[quote:man_49 67814:MV8yMDUxNTRfMzg5MDMwMl8yQzcwMUQ1RA==] BEAUTIFUL FILTHY RAGS The president of Au, Alexander is a nuclear physicist and engineer, who recently published a seminal paper which is beginning to replicate A. Einstien's earlier work on 1947. Oops! I am sure that he is embarrassed. "I am embarrassed," he might say. Well, I helped him with that. I hope he gave me some credit! "The nuclear implications of punic era sling anomalous accuracy re Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, etc ..." He can kill you with a nuclear missile of words, words, verbiage, lettuce, A Nuked Lunch. A nuclear engineer is basically a mechanical engineer like me. I am a nuclear disaster in the making. However, let's cleanup. Sometimes he can put on an awesome studied imitation of a knave or a fool. But he's no fool, he's a calculated fool. Calculated as in calulus. All engineers are required to study analytical geometry, and calculus. I took 4 years of advanced mathematics, in order to get my mechanical engineering degree. I passed classes in which I had no idea what anything meant. I always personalise. I waved at him. He said, I always particularise. He had those particular eyes. He could see what could only be imagined and visualised what nobody else could see he had the dreams and the visions I waved back at him What does this mean?, we said test yourself I prefer to remain vague lest these bosons become leptons guaranteed to tell who touched you while you were sleepy with magic spiritual fingers in your touche wubba wubba wubba she said * * * SIGNS OF SUCCESS Kelly had sniperised fantasies of stylised battlefields. We said: "Let's make one of those signs." "What should it say?" said Sarael. Suggestion: "let all who enter here know geometry" Cool! Kelly, I have a job for you. Take this hypervelocity Heckler and Koch MP5, with .177 calibur stainless steel ball rounds, and write that famous saying into this 0.500 inch thick x 2' x 3' plate of 7073-T651 ... and do a neat job of it. Kelly said: "Oh I have always wanted to fire one of these expensive machine guns!!!" She snaped her fingers and pounded her fist into her palm. She had an aggressive streak. I like that. She said, "this is possibly too easy." They set up the aluminum plate and she backed off to about maybe 30 yards? . . . who knows exactly? And there was a a series of bursts of machine gun fire that expended precisely 1234 balls in precisely 3.3333 seconds. She was hyper about this writing assignment. Semper fi captian said, "We need four bullet hole in the corners." There were 3 shot bursts times four. The semper fi captain began to walk up to the sign, but Kelly stopped him and said, "I am NOT DONE YET mister." She began to decorate the edges. Still not out of ammo, she took her hand out of the trigger guard and exercised her thumb and forefinger, in the typical gun shooting gesture. She threw her hair over her left shoulder, in a very fetching pose, finalised it. OK. She said. Go ahead, I'm done. ... A second sign . . . "This is The Dreamland." The aluminum sign was placed over the doorway into the area of the factory floor where we really did most of our work. The hand written sign was on the left side of the same door way, written right into the dry wall. ... Someone took a Sharpie indelible marker [/quote]
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This is an absolutely true and real story.
A week ago Friday . . . we met an electronics engineer at GE in L.A. . . . named Brian.
Conversed like this:
Brian . . . suggestion . . . you make a prototype antigravity core . . . we pay you as much as you like . . . here's what it would look like . . . showed him notes.
Kelly the finacee was there. She is my sexual weaponry. When he agreed without obligation to do it, we jumped up and down like little children gleefully. She draped herself on Brian, pushed her breasts against him.
Brian said: I think you should stop . . . I might have to fall in love with you.
24 hours passed.
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