Users Online Now:
Donate To GLP
Back to Forum
Back to Thread
REPLY TO THREAD
My wife is reading 50 Shades of Gray. Your thoughts...
Ms Sans Serif
In accordance with industry accepted best practices we ask that users limit their copy / paste of copyrighted material to the relevant portions of the article you wish to discuss and no more than 50% of the source material, provide a link back to the original article and provide your original comments / criticism in your post with the article.
[quote:McQuack:MV8yMDU1MzE0XzM0NTU5NDI5X0M4ODk2OTg4] The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women - and baffled blokes. Now a spoof, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men. The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts... Fifty Sheds Of Grey...... We tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against a wall... but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed. She stood before me, trembling in my shed. "I'm yours for the night," she gasped, "You can do whatever you want with me." So I took her to McDonalds. She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot. Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles. She still manages to get into the shed, though. "Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly. "Mmmm, kinky!" she purred. "Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof." "I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished." So I invited my mother to stay for the weekend. "Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. "Harder!" "Okay," I said. "What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?" I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat. "Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing stilettos. "I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and showed me the receipt. "Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. "Very well," I replied. "You've got fat ankles and no dress sense." "Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done, you won't be able to sit down for weeks." She nodded. "Okay," I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay. "Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!" "Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up. "Pleasure and pain can be experienced simultaneously," she said, gently massaging my back as we listened to her Coldplay CD [/quote]
Is this something to be concerned about?
Pictures (click to insert)
Big Round Smilies
Aliens and Space
Friendship & Love
Misc Small Smilies
View All Categories
Next Page >>
Police had to be called when a 22-pound Himalayan cat held a Portland, Ore., family hostage inside of their bathroom.
A Blood Test Tells You If You’re Going to Die in the Next 5 Years (Video)
Proposed Reduction in DHS’s FY 2015 Budget Not Flying
How to Grow Vegetables All Year Long (Even in Winter!)
HOW STATES AND SCHOOL DISTRICTS CAN OPT OUT OF COMMON CORE
20 Facts About The Great U.S. Retail Apocalypse That Will Blow Your Mind
Proof: They Don’t Have to Use Harmful Artificial Color Dyes
Radar Playback of the Moment Malaysia Flight 370 Vanished!
MIT researchers propose gas stations in space
University Staff Forced to Address Their “Heterosexual Privilege”
Abby Martin To "Piss Moran": MSM Filled Corporate Shills Who Continuously "War Monger & Fear Monger!"
Economist Warns of Collapse Risk: “Will Not Allow Life to Continue As We Know It”
This HD Video From Space Is Going To Change The World
Herman Munster (John Kerry) urges US envoys to make ‘climate change’ priority
Stolen Passports Prompt Terror Concerns in Missing Jet
UPDATE: STOLEN EUROPEAN PASSPORTS ON MISSING PLANE
9 Million Lbs. of “Diseased and Unsound” Meat May Have Reached 35 States, Says USDA
Russia Drafts Law That Targets Journalists as Terrorists
The Drone That Will Shoot You With an 80,000 Volt Taser
Names of Everyone on Board Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370
North Korean missile mishap
Scientists Unlock Mystery of Out-of-Body Experiences (OOBEs)
ICE SILENT ON RELEASE OF 2,228 ILLEGALS Refusing to disclose names, criminal histories of detainees
HOLDER SUES TO PROTECT ISLAM Claims beard-length rule violates 1st Amendment
Louisiana Threatens To Sue MoveOn.org Over Billboard
Disclaimer / Copyright Info
with questions or comments about this site.
"Godlike Productions" & "GLP" are registered trademarks of Zero Point Ltd.
Website Design Copyright © 1999 - 2014 Godlikeproductions.com
Page generated in 0.005s (5 queries)