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[quote:Anonymous Coward 21401394:MV8yMDYxOTM4XzM0NjkwNjAzXzMzM0QxODND] [color=violet]Psalm 111 1 Praise the Lord. I will extol the Lord with all my heart in the council of the upright and in the assembly. 2 Great are the works of the Lord; they are pondered by all who delight in them. 3 Glorious and majestic are his deeds, and his righteousness endures forever. 4 He has caused his wonders to be remembered; the Lord is gracious and compassionate. 5 He provides food for those who fear him; he remembers his covenant forever. 6 He has shown his people the power of his works, giving them the lands of other nations. 7 The works of his hands are faithful and just; all his precepts are trustworthy. 8 They are established for ever and ever, enacted in faithfulness and uprightness. 9 He provided redemption for his people; he ordained his covenant forever— holy and awesome is his name. 10 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom; all who follow his precepts have good understanding. To him belongs eternal praise.[/color] [/quote]
God is just so admirable! He was going to send us all to Hell for an eternity because some of our ancestors angered him, but instead He decided to just have His son murdered to relieve His rage in order to forgive those of us who accept Jesus as our Lord and Saviour! Everyone else will still burn for an eternity, but it serves those faithless bastards right!
God created disease, natural disasters,
deformities, and retardation. He designed our bodies to be capable of feeling excruciating pain. He created carnivorous animals that can only survive by eating other animals alive. He created poisonous plants. Others He gave thorns. He also created Satan and his army of demons.
What a noble God He is! Praise Him!
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