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[quote:Anonymous Coward 28412076:MV8yMDYxOTM4XzM0NjkwNjEzXzJBMjYyOTdE] Western Religion is wrong [/quote]
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God is just so admirable! He was going to send us all to Hell for an eternity because some of our ancestors angered him, but instead He decided to just have His son murdered to relieve His rage in order to forgive those of us who accept Jesus as our Lord and Saviour! Everyone else will still burn for an eternity, but it serves those faithless bastards right!
God created disease, natural disasters,
deformities, and retardation. He designed our bodies to be capable of feeling excruciating pain. He created carnivorous animals that can only survive by eating other animals alive. He created poisonous plants. Others He gave thorns. He also created Satan and his army of demons.
What a noble God He is! Praise Him!
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