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Say YES to God and NO to masturbation
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 28391947:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5MDQ4XzEzQUI5QTk4] The dear lord created my hand and my penis he made it so that both were able to move, one that is more sensitive than the other. Go figure that one out. [/quote]
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God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
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