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Say YES to God and NO to masturbation
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[quote:Manu-Koelbren:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5NDM3X0NCNUNCOTEy] [quote:Anonymous Coward 1880593:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5NDIxXzNCMjQyRDY2] [quote:Manu-Koelbren:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5MzY3X0IzNjQ1QkQy] [quote:Understudy 28388017:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5MjkxX0RDNUQ4ODFG] 38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 38:10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also.[quote:Anonymous Coward 16987500:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5MTU5XzdDNzVGMTc4] [quote:Anonymous Coward 28363197:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5MTEwXzYxQzU4Q0Q4] [quote:Anonymous Coward 16987500:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5MDkwX0E4REU2Q0U3] [quote:TRUE Believer 28363197:MV8yMDYyMDE5X0ExQjM4NUE1] God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife. [/quote] So god is going to burn people alive in unending screaming sadistic agony without mercy..pity..compassion..or letup...even young children..for failing to resist an URGE HE created them with? Whats it LIKE to be THAT EVIL? [/quote] You are the evil my son. God is the creator, the light, the truth. [/quote] Yes..he created my urges..my sex drive..the NEED to empty the balls once in a while...and for THAT URGE which HE PLANNED AND IMPLEMENTED INTO ME>.he is going to have me TORTURED in agony forever and ever..ALL in his great wisdom..forknowlede and perfect forgiving merciful compassionate LOVE. He tortured himself to death on a cross to FORGIVE us our sins..but he just could NOT cover THAT one..the one he CREATED us with..and fully intends to forgo the blood of the cross in order to burn us all alive for having sexual urges HE FORCED ON US. Yeah..right. [/quote] Genesis38:9 And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. 38:10 And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also. [/quote] I have fapped many times and the lord hasn't slayed me. Why doesn't the lord come down to slay people anymore? what happened? [/quote] there is a time for everything in Gods plan my friend. that was in the old world/old testament days when God was establishing his righteous ways, and certain people had to be made an example of to show the seriousness of sin so future people could understand this and choose themselves which master they will serve. you cannot serve two masters. [/quote] Oh how convenient, back in the day all these magical biblical things would happen but then it suddenly stopped. So now there's no evidence for any of it and we just have to "have faith". Sounds legit. [/quote]
God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
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