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Say YES to God and NO to masturbation
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 27936947:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5NjA4XzczNEEyMzJF] [quote:Anonymous Coward 28382571:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5NTc4XzNFNEQwQkIw] [quote:Anonymous Coward 27936947:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5NTE3X0Y4QThCMUE3] [quote:Anonymous Coward 28382571:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5NDY4XzI2OTQ1MEM2] [quote:Anonymous Coward 27936947:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5NDM1XzI1NTJEODNF] [quote:Manu-Koelbren:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5Mzk1X0RBRjIyNjMx] [quote:2012Portal:MV8yMDYyMDE5XzM0Njg5MzcxXzQzMUNDRkE2] Very hard subject for many men to live up to. Yet here is a very much related Bible verse to ponder: [u]Matthew 5:28[/u] [b][i]But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.[/i][/b] Peace [/quote] Then we're AAAAAALL going straight to hell ,no exception. But hey there's a solution, you can accept Jesus Christ as your savior and bla bla bla you know how it goes and you can commit any sin that you're saved anyway. So just say I accept Jesus Christ as my savior and then live life however you want, and when a religtard comes ask you for money and support for their causes tell them to fuck off that you're saved already, and cum in his face. [/quote] This is why the muzzies cover their women from head to toe. [/quote] does it really hurt to write muslims? I don't know if it's meant to be derogatory or not but I think it just makes you look stupid. [/quote] Yes, it was meant to be derogatory, and I don't give a shit what idiots like you think. [/quote] Well, your mother sucks muslim cocks in hell. [/quote] And this makes you look very intelligent. Fuck off you filthy pig. [/quote]
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God hates when you touch yourself more than anything. If you continue to touch yourself and turn your back on God, he will soon turn his back on you. You will be given the everlasting life you deserve, in HELL. Even children do not get a pass from God on this disgusting sin. If you wish to walk forever with our Lord in the Kingdom of Heaven, you can not touch yourself EVER. Please remember that and don't be surprised when you burn forever in the afterlife.
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