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Pubic hair is not just a biological accident that forces us to the waxing salon. It serves three critical functions. First, it protects the delicate vagina. Second, it serves as a reproductive billboard to alert potential mates that you are biologically (if not emotionally) prepared to procreate. And last, it's a pheromone carpet and traps the scents that lead potential mates to the promised land. So you might think twice before you shave it all off. It's there for a reason. Embrace it.

There are 8000 nerve endings in the clitoris, dedicated exclusively to female pleasure. The penis only has 4000. Who says God didn't take care of us girls?
The average vagina is 3-4 inches long, but fear not if your guy is hung like a horse. The vagina can expand by 200% when sexually aroused, kind of like a balloon. Remember, the vagina was made to birth babies, so it's exceedingly elastic. If you have pain when getting it on with someone large, you can use dilators to help stretch the vagina so you can accommodate the whole package.

The vagina doesn't connect to the lung. While the vagina can expand, it's not an open conduit to the abdominal cavity. While microscopic sperm can swim through a tiny hole in the cervix, a tampon simply won't fit. So if you lose something in there, don't worry. Reach in all the way and pull it out. Do not -- I repeat, do not -- go hunting for whatever you've lost with a pair of pliers. Think of your vagina as being like a sock. If you lose a banana in a sock...it stays in the sock.

Yes, it's true -- your vagina can fall out. Not to belabor the sock metaphor, but it can turn inside out just like a worn out sweat sock and hang between your legs as you get older. But don't fret; this condition -- called pelvic prolapse -- can be fixed.

Vaginas have something in common with sharks. Both contain squalene, a substance that exists in both shark livers and natural vaginal lubricant. (Cue music: "She's a maneater...")

You can catch sexually transmitted diseases even if you use a condom. Sorry to break it to you, but the skin of the vulva can still touch infectious skin of the scrotum -- and BAM! Warts. Herpes. Molluscum contagiosum. Pubic lice. So pick your partners carefully.

The average length of the labia minora is less than ¾ inch long (yes, someone got out a ruler and measured 2981 women). Only 1.8% of women have labia longer than 1 ½ inches. But remember, every vulva is different and special. Some lips hang down. Some are tucked up neatly inside. Some are long. Some are short. Some are even. Some aren't. All are beautiful. You're perfect just the way you are.

While hair on your head can live up to seven years, pubic hair has a life expectancy of about three weeks, which is why it only grows so long. So don't worry if you opt not to groom your pubes -- you won't need to braid them any time soon.

The word "vagina" comes from the Latin root meaning "sheath for a sword," which may explain why some women simply hate the word. So if you don't like the word "vagina," pick your own name for your girly parts. Just call it something and don't be afraid to talk about it.

Only about 30% of women have orgasms from intercourse alone. The clitoris is where the action is. Most women who do orgasm during sex have figured out how to hit their sweet spot, either from positioning or from direct stimulation of the clitoris with fingers.

Increasing evidence suggests that the G spot feels good because it lies right over a deep part of the clitoris. Although experts describe the G spot as being inside the vagina on the anterior wall, just under the urethra, the crura of the clitoris actually runs right there. And a recent study demonstrated that vaginal orgasms may actually be deep clitoral orgasms. But who cares? An orgasm is an orgasm. Appreciate it, regardless of where it comes from.

Vaginal farts (some call them "queefs" or "varts") happen to almost all women at one time or another, especially during sex or other forms of exercise. So don't be embarrassed if your hooha lets out a toot. You're perfectly normal.
Some women do ejaculate during orgasm, but you're normal if you don't. The controversial "female ejaculation" most likely represents two different phenomena. If it's a small amount of milky fluid, it likely comes from the paraurethral glands inside the urethra. If it's a cup, it's probably pee. Many times, it may be a little bit of both. But don't stress out about peeing on yourself. Put a towel under you and surrender to the experience.

Safe sex (or even just orgasm alone) is good for you. Benefits include lowering your risk of heart disease and stroke, reducing your risk of breast cancer, bolstering your immune system, helping you sleep, making you appear more youthful, improving your fitness, regulating menstrual cycles, relieving menstrual cramps, helping with chronic pain, reducing the risk of depression, lowering stress levels, and improving self esteem. So go at it, girlfriends!
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I love women and there parts but......WTF.....lol thank's for making me laugh man.
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Original Message Hello i have been watching that show Doomsday Prep.....Lol ok some of the things they mention are ok but in case of real emergency here's what you need to have and some people do not have a ton of money to blow on AR-15's or 1911's so heres the list.

1. Maps and knowledge of terrain in your area, take a drive and find secluded areas and observe for water sources, farms if any, resources and animal life because if you are forced to move you need food and water and look for high ground because its easy to defend positions.Mark everything on your map and remember land marks.

2. Medical supplies and basic field medicine nothing fancy just bandages, pain killers and directions on how to treat cuts and bites from animals and insects. For those taking children and old people triple your med supply if they need it but it will be hard to cope with loss since many Americans need medications and will die without it so start thinking about that.

3. Portable water filter or if you can't get one filter threw a bucket of sand heat water to kill off any bacteria remaining especially for children. For those that live in the deserts of AZ keep a eye on where wildlife goes they always know where water is and you also have a source of meat too. Pick up a book on skinning animals and how to prepare it you don't need a 300 dollar knife i used razor blades to gut and skin and a box has about 1000 of them they
come in handy i promise you.

4. So far as weapons are concerned you can't go wrong with a .22 LR for multipurpose its quiet and ammo is very cheap. The best way to say it is KISS or keep it simple stupid so far as shotguns a pump action is great for close range but it has moving parts so a single shot is the best since in the field you will find ammo and inserts can be bought online in 9mm, 45, 38 ect that can be fired from the shotgun. So far as having a ton of guns its's fine but if your community knows about your stash your a target and will
have visitors. Rifles kept should be a AK-47 or a SKS type very simple to use and very reliable in my experience the guy with the 2000 dollar gets killed first. I cannot stress enough to practice practice practice. Marines and Army have to constantly keep up with practice if you have any friends who are prior service ask questions and advice on how to calculate distance, trajectory and wind variables. I keep a very simple semi-auto 45 1911 for carry trust me when you sleep at night it feels good knowing whatever comes will be killed with 1 or 2 shots and it being a service arm for over 70 years means that its a reliable design. Field pickups will come so don't stress on having the biggest baddest gun just focus on what you can hit the target with and you will be good to go.

5. Batteries will die and you will have no light so invest in a crank operated flashlight they sell them at Walmart for 15 dollars so far as making fire keep a box of Bic lighters
and when that runs out keep a flint spark set birds nests are the best when starting a fire and if all else fails i have used a magnifying glass in winter to start a fire in the field its time consuming but it works.

Everything you need should fit in a canvas bag bought from a Army Navy surplus store millers in AZ and cheaper then dirt have them for 25 to 40 dollars keep the go bag stocked and add as needed so far as ammo avoid keeping loose ammo i have had rounds go bad because of temp changes and worse thing you can have is a squib round go off and get stuck in the barrel....but if this happens always use a wooden dowel or wrap a metal rod with electrical tape and unjam in the direction from the rear not doing so can ruin the guns rifling. There are many more things to say but if anyone here want's to chip in say what you suggest maybe this will come in handy to someone and remember its the little things that matter when it comes to survival.

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