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Opened Microwave and fainted
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 28692878:MV8yMDY2MTk5XzM0NzY0MDQ3X0U0Q0RGNUFD] [quote:Anonymous Coward 17674615:MV8yMDY2MTk5XzM0NzYzODU0X0Y3MUJGQzU2] You stuck your head IN the microwave? Tard is as tard does. [/quote] Must have a big assed MW. I usually just pull it out to check because my head sure as shit wouldn't fit in there. [/quote]
i Was just warming up my food, i opened the microwave without waiting it to finish, anyway my microwave its one of those that stops after you opened the door. Anyway i opened the microwave while heating up my food and stuck my head into it to check if the food is good. Just as i did that i fainted for like a minute. Im ok now and eating my food.
What the hell happened?
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