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Santa Claus was an Alien: The GREATEST Christmas Story Never Told
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 14818752:MV8yMDY3OTg4XzM0Nzk2MzMwX0VBMjEwQzRF] [quote:macchoi:MV8yMDY3OTg4XzM0Nzk2MzE0X0RGN0FBQUQ1] [quote:Anonymous Coward 1370992:MV8yMDY3OTg4XzM0Nzk2MDk3XzhDRUNDRjNF] As we climb to the top of the Christmas tree we find an Angel, for the taking, or we stay on Earth, we find lots of presents for us under the tree. [/quote] ah yes, the angel on a pedestal. [/quote] I've walked into a living room to find a pair of knickers & a buzzing dildo on top of the xmas tree... lol. [/quote]
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Although this is a work of fiction, I tried to sprinkle some truth in it; I tried to relay some important messages throughout the story. Let me know what you think :)
If anything, it will at least be an entertaining read. Hopefully. haha. Feel free to share it with your loved ones.
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They say all myths are based on truth, and the myth of Santa Claus is no different. Unfortunately, the story that we have been told about Santa is a lie. We have been kept from the TRUTH behind Santa Claus. If you think you can handle the truth, continue reading:
I have reason to believe that Santa Claus was real, and that he was a magical alien from beyond the stars and dimensions...
Continue Reading Here: [
link to themacchoi.blogspot.ca
]
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