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My "TOP 5 Airline Attendant most Entertaining Loud Speaker Announcements" :)
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 27615012:MV8yMDcwNDQ4XzM0ODQzMTc1X0I3NzIxQkZB] [quote:Anonymous Coward 25127309:MV8yMDcwNDQ4XzM0ODQyNjA0XzMyQzdDQzRC] not sure if every australian post is some annoying fuckwit or its all the same fuckwit. [/quote] hmm..steal a loaf of bread get a house in the sun, seems pretty well thought out to me. [/quote]
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#5 Part of a Flight Attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airways."
#4 "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
#3 As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice comes over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
#2 And, after landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
#1 "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."
hope u like :)
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