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Girl who'll give Britain its first classless sovereign - Kate's injection of DNA changes House of Windsor bloodline forever
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[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
Kate and William’s baby will be the first truly classless sovereign Britain has had in more than a thousand years of monarchy.
While the child will be able to count most kings and queens in the nation’s history among its forebears, delightfully lurking in the family tree there’ll also be a working-class ancestor for every blueblood.
It makes, in this new egalitarian age, William’s choice of bride all the more brilliant, for the former Kate Middleton brings a whole raft of colourful relatives to this new royal generation, including the owner of a northern chippy, a stripper — and, of course, the famously cocaine-sniffing Uncle Gary.
For example, when William’s ancestor Queen Victoria sat on the throne, Kate’s equivalent relative was hewing coal down a pit in county Durham.
While William’s granny Queen Elizabeth II took her first tentative steps in queenship, Kate’s was marrying a jobbing carpenter.
These days, everyone takes it for granted that Peter Beedle serves outstanding fish and chips from his shop in Bishop Auckland — and that he is the Duchess of Cambridge’s cousin.
The dust has settled over raunchy Katrina Darling, another cousin, and her God Save The Queen burlesque act.
Even the stories about Kate’s uncle, Gary Goldsmith — the younger brother of her mother Carole — and his tattoos and drug-taking are starting to fade from memory.
For once people realised Kate was no ordinary recruit to the royal ranks and came with some exotic baggage, perceptions thankfully changed.
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