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Purchase or lease?....Which would you prefer?
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Purchasing or Leasing - which is better?
Many people cannot decide which is cheaper - purchasing or leasing..
We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two charming stories of foolish men and cunning women.
Purchasing
The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce was as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5 year relationship
it ended up with him purchasing her @ $26,849 per time.
Leasing
On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's favourite hooker, Kristen, charged $4,000 per night.
So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years @ $4,000 per night,
he would have paid only $7.3 million in total for sex every night.
This represents a $41..7 million saving for Eliot.
What a shrewd man Eliot is, compared to the ageing Beatle.
Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;
* a (real) 22 year old
* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging
* never a headache
* happily agrees to all technical requests
* no complaining
* no “Honey - please do this” lists
* has two legs
Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.
All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees!!!!!!!.
What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease conundrum?...
Where would you rather be?...
Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.
THE OLD ADAGE STILL HOLDS TRUE.....
"IF IT FLIES, FUCKS, OR FLOATS.............RENT IT!"
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