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my neighbor steals my newspapers
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[quote:wisc_natureboy:MV8yMDc5MjU0XzM1MDA4MDc2X0Y0MDYxODI5] [quote:Anonymous Coward 25998001:MV8yMDc5MjU0XzUyOEI0NkMz] So, I have finally found out where my paper has been disappearing to. my neighbor has been stealing it. Sometimes it is there so maybe he puts it back. Well yesterday I got up early, went outside, and attached some fishing line to the paper, and let out some line until I was hidden by the corner of my house. I waited. Sure enough in a few minutes I could hear someone approaching. you should have seen the look on his face when I screamed at the top of my lungs and simultaneously jerked the paper out of his hands. I think he shit his pants, and the look on his face was priceless. So I asked him, "why are you taking my paper, why don't you buy your own?" He didn't have an answer. I told him the next time it happened it wouldn't be fishing line I was using, a gun would be involved. I think he got the message. [/quote] That's awesome OP. Funny story. ;-`) [/quote]
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So, I have finally found out where my paper has been disappearing to. my neighbor has been stealing it. Sometimes it is there so maybe he puts it back. Well yesterday I got up early, went outside, and attached some fishing line to the paper, and let out some line until I was hidden by the corner of my house. I waited. Sure enough in a few minutes I could hear someone approaching. you should have seen the look on his face when I screamed at the top of my lungs and simultaneously jerked the paper out of his hands. I think he shit his pants, and the look on his face was priceless. So I asked him, "why are you taking my paper, why don't you buy your own?" He didn't have an answer. I told him the next time it happened it wouldn't be fishing line I was using, a gun would be involved. I think he got the message.
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