Users Online Now:
Donate To GLP
Back to Forum
Back to Thread
REPLY TO THREAD
The Bible says "test the spirit". Well I tested Jesus and he failed BIG TIME.
Ms Sans Serif
In accordance with industry accepted best practices we ask that users limit their copy / paste of copyrighted material to the relevant portions of the article you wish to discuss and no more than 50% of the source material, provide a link back to the original article and provide your original comments / criticism in your post with the article.
[quote:nwo_watcher_911:MV8yMDgwOTM4XzM1MDQyNzgzX0NFOUM5MDk1] [quote:Anonymous Coward 10777137:MV8yMDgwOTM4XzM1MDQyNTU2XzhEQ0NFMzk=] OP has "Porn Star Praying for a Boner" Syndrome. What? Is God your pimp??? Shouldn't you love Jesus even though He may SEEM to destroy you? Burn the body, save the soul? [/quote] Perhaps... This is how friends of mine who are jewish are able to come together on issues with me, as we are usually saying the same things but in a different way. God would be the ultimate pimp, as we were created (man) to praise and worship God, but we have our own free will. So it is a test, similar to how a prostitute gives 100% of her money to her Pimp - she doesn't have to, but she wants to, because then he can do 100% for her - I hate to use the analogy but it works.. What hoe would give her pimp 50% and then when it comes to bail out of jail, what happens? Pimp says I only have 50% cuz thats all you gave me?? LOL!! But yes, You should Love The LORD with all your Heart. Job did not curse The LORD like satan predicted... :yoda: [/quote]
I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
Pictures (click to insert)
Big Round Smilies
Aliens and Space
Friendship & Love
Misc Small Smilies
View All Categories
Next Page >>
Suffolk Co Long Island Sex Offender Trailers Will Finally Close This Weekend
llinois illegally seizes bees resistant to Monsanto’s Roundup; Kills remaining Queens
NOAA predicts active 2013 Atlantic hurricane season
Veterinarians amazed, reporters disgusted by 4 pound hairball removed from a tiger’s stomach
Scientists warn that Earth faces severe water shortages within a generation
Biden: Gun Control Push Coming This Fall
The Covert Plan for Corporations to Take Over the Internet
Cities Will Collapse Even Sooner Than We Fear
Cockroaches evolving to avoid poisonous baits
DHS to be granted total dictatorial power in immigration bill, all laws nullified, voters silenced
How the Elite Plan to Live Forever
(Monsanto) Seeds Of Death Video
HERE COMES INITIAL JOBLESS CLAIMS.
America Is Turning Into ‘Blade Runner With Food Stamps’
Mainstream Media Coverage of the Bilderberg Group Adopts a Tone of Desperation
Many corn farmers go back to using chemicals as Mother Nature outwits genetically modified seeds
Farms are great places to find pork. Apparently, so is the Farm Bill
African Coins Found In Australia: 1,000-Year-Old Discovery May Rewrite Country's History
The war against the organic [food] mafia
Man ‘Controlled By Satellites’ Makes 100 Calls To 911 In A Month, Vows To Continue
Five US States Help Boost US Oil Production
The Honeymoon is Over: Half of Americans Want to See Obama Impeached.
Smart rifle decides when to shoot, hardly ever misses target
NASA to build 'universal food synthesizer' 3D printer to boldly make pizza from insects and algae!
Food Shift Away From Waste
Disclaimer / Copyright Info
with questions or comments about this site.
"Godlike Productions" & "GLP" are registered trademarks of Zero Point Ltd.
Website Design Copyright © 1999 - 2012 Godlikeproductions.com
Page generated in 0.008s (5 queries)