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The Bible says "test the spirit". Well I tested Jesus and he failed BIG TIME.
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[quote:nwo_watcher_911:MV8yMDgwOTM4XzM1MDQyNzgzX0NFOUM5MDk1] [quote:Anonymous Coward 10777137:MV8yMDgwOTM4XzM1MDQyNTU2XzhEQ0NFMzk=] OP has "Porn Star Praying for a Boner" Syndrome. What? Is God your pimp??? Shouldn't you love Jesus even though He may SEEM to destroy you? Burn the body, save the soul? [/quote] Perhaps... This is how friends of mine who are jewish are able to come together on issues with me, as we are usually saying the same things but in a different way. God would be the ultimate pimp, as we were created (man) to praise and worship God, but we have our own free will. So it is a test, similar to how a prostitute gives 100% of her money to her Pimp - she doesn't have to, but she wants to, because then he can do 100% for her - I hate to use the analogy but it works.. What hoe would give her pimp 50% and then when it comes to bail out of jail, what happens? Pimp says I only have 50% cuz thats all you gave me?? LOL!! But yes, You should Love The LORD with all your Heart. Job did not curse The LORD like satan predicted... :yoda: [/quote]
I have prayed lots of times and NOTHING ever came of it.
Jesus, you ain't doing your job.
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