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Anyone want a free upgrade? Best joke wins!! - Winner = notinfallible
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[quote:DutchCourage:MV8yMDg0MTE5XzM1MDkzMTQwX0NFOUE5RkQy] 3 women are discussing their love life at a party. They agree that lingerie might spice things up a bit. After a week they get back together and discuss outcome. The first one, married 5 years said she could not believe how her hubbie jumped her that night. Complete success. The second, married 10 years was also reasonably satisfied, only complaining that the tv had to remain on. The third, married for twenty years remained silent. After some prodding from the other two she admitted a failure. I tried the best lingerie and found a nice mask from satin to complete the set. When I entered the bedroom my husband said: Hey Zorro, when is dinner ready? [/quote]
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Feel I should use up all this karma stuff before leaving GLP.
Anyone want an upgrade, best joke wins :)
Competition closes tonight (usa time)
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