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Anyone want a free upgrade? Best joke wins!! - Winner = notinfallible
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[quote:Teensi2:MV8yMDg0MTE5XzM1MTA0NTgyX0QwQjM5MDQz] An American Priest goes to Africa to teach the Pigmy village Chief the English language so he can educate him and his tribe on birth control and other important issues. Priest takes Chief and ventures through the jungle, points out a tree and says: "Tree." Chief mimics back "Tree." Priest point to "Rock." Chief replies "Rock." Chief seems to be catching on well through the day. Priest sees a rustling in the bushes and peeks in to see the commotion. He sees two Pigmy's having sex. Priest is mortified, and embarrassed, unsure of what to say he looks at the Pigmy Chief and says "Uhm! Man riding bicycle!" Pigmy Chief peeks into bush, takes out his poison blow darts, and with two swift blows, kills the sexual Pigmys. The Priest screams in horror as Pigmy Chief walks away mumbling "Man riding [b]MY[/b] bicycle!" [/quote]
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Feel I should use up all this karma stuff before leaving GLP.
Anyone want an upgrade, best joke wins :)
Competition closes tonight (usa time)
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