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"Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre" (a movie from the year 2000) - and more: look at the sate of the review!
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[quote:Jonny Blaze:MV8yMDg3MDE1XzM1MTU5NTE0X0VFQ0IxOUJE] [quote:Luisito www.aslashabove.com 30401809:MV8yMDg3MDE1XzM1MTU2ODU2XzM0MTIzRTkw] Hi all Thanks for allowing me the chance to chat with you last night. I was working from an iPhone and with my Mrs who thought it was all rather interesting lol. But you know women, eh? I was trying to answer you guys and girls and had her demanding me to listen to her at the same time. It was pretty stressful. To answer some of the not 'accusations' cos you all seem like a friendly bunch, so shall we call them, uncertainties I will write why I think this is part coincidence, but actually pretty freaky too. Ok - The site has been going for just over a year, but if you do a google search on me "Luistito Joaquin Gonzalez" you will see I have been reviewing these films for years as a hobby. The mission on a SLASH above is just to be a source of information about the slasher genre. Slashers are not satanic films or torture porn like SAW. They are cheesy, poorly made horror films that you have to be a bit geeky (and crazy)to like. I am both things. Yesterday I checked my Wordpress app on my iPhone and had over 4,287 visits. (I generally get about 1,000 a day) and I was like - WTF? Then I looked in to it and they came from you lovely people and another site (there's a similar thread there also) I only post one review a week and I am happy with my reader base, I mean, I am not desperate or so low to set something up like this to boost my ratings. The review has been there since the day it was posted, which miracuslously happened to be 7/20 I write reviews (two-three a week) and save them to drafts. Come the day of posting I just post the one I think will go down well. There was no real reason why I posted Sandy Hook that day. I just did it. Now here is where it gets a bit weird. Read my writing style. It's obvious I am not Shakespear, but I start every review with something like - for example, Simon Cowell works on X Factor. Then I may delve in to something about X Factor, then link it to the fact that Simon Cowell once co-produced a slasher movie. Now, why do I do this? Because it takes a review outside of just being about the film and gives an insight. I start with one subject and correlate it to the film in question. It also means more characters (I have a 1,000 word minumum) Looking at the Sandy Hook review, it's unususal for my stykle of writing. I see why you people thought what you did. What I couldn't sleep about last night, what was bothering me was, could I subcounciiously have written something, like known something? You've all seen the film, Unbreakable, yes? Put yourself in my place. Would you feel the same? It's very strange and more so for me, because I KNOW that I did that without any alterior motive. What do you think? [/quote] I think that 3,000 hits from GLP traffic just on this one thread is a pretty cool thing. Lot's of lurkers here. As for your review...I think it is odd that it was posted on that day, was that film, and you went out of your way to be extra cryptic about the meaning of 'Sandy Hook'. I think it's odd. Strange. Weird. Seemingly beyond coincidental. Welcome to GLP, Luis. This is what we do around here. [/quote]
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THIS IS IT!
The FINAL PROOF...
Go to this link,
NOW
:
[
link to aslashabove.com
]
That's a review for the movie
"Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre"
, from the year 2000.
Look at the date this review was posted online:
Posted on
July 20, 2012
, in Slasher
(that's the date of the "Dark Knight massacre" in Aurora)
Read the first paragraph:
Review by Luisito JoaquÃn González
So here we have Sandy Hook Lingerie Party Massacre. Let’s say that again, SANDY HOOK LINGERIE PARTY MASSACRE!
What do you think of when you see that combination of words? What’s in a title anyway? Does it have a cryptic meaning? Who is Sandy Hook? What on earth am I writing about?
Let’s move on…
THIS IS THE END!
GAME OVER!
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