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ATTENTION ALL EARTHLINGS - WE ARE APPROACHING YOUR ORBIT - INSIDE IS YOUR EVAC BOARDING CODE
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 19214138:MV8yMDg5NDQ5XzM1MTc4ODkyXzk3NUVFQUQ1] Give me silly riddle to solve to board the ship. I'd rather shoot a laser beam at it, if you are going to act like that. [/quote]
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GREETINGS EARTHLINGS YOUR TIME HAS COME FOR SAFE PASSAGE AWAY FROM IMMINENT SOLAR DANGER.
TO ACQUIRE AN EVACUATION CODE, PLEASE SOLVE THE PROBLEM.
YOUR PROBLEM:
1 3 2 5 HAT
5 2 3 1
YOUR EVAC CODE IS THIRTY-FOUR CHARACTERS IN LENGTH AND THE ANSWER TO THE ABOVE PROBLEM. YOU HAVE UNTIL 6:11 AM EST TO SOLVE THE RIDDLE. IT IS OK TO SHARE THE ANSWER WITH WHOMEVER YOU CHOOSE.
I WISH YOU SAFE PASSAGE AND A SWIFT BOARDING EXPERIENCE. WE HAVE MUCH IMPROVED BOARDING EFFICIENCY OVER THE LAST EVACUATION FROM EARTH.
PLEASE LEAVE BEHIND ANY PLANT AND ANIMAL LIFE. OUR SHIP'S HYBRID S.S.T. ECOSYSTEM HAS EXPERIENCE INSTABILITY DUE TO THEIR PRESENCE IN THE PAST. WE HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. WE CAN CLONE THEM FROM A HAIR SAMPLE OR CUTTING IF YOU WISH.
SALUTATIONS
BRASH IL.
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