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To all of you who use 1-ply toilet paper!
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 972619:MV8yMDkzNjIwXzM1MjQ3OTU2X0ZCRDhFQjk5] [quote:Dapurps:MV8yMDkzNjIwXzM1MjQ3Nzg3XzMzRUY4ODQ4] [quote:Anonymous Coward 972619:MV8yMDkzNjIwXzM1MjQ3NjUwXzE5RTcwOTkx] [quote:Dapurps:MV8yMDkzNjIwXzM1MjQ3NTU0XzFDQ0M3M0Qx] [quote:Anonymous Coward 972619:MV8yMDkzNjIwXzM1MjQ3NDg1X0RGQTc1NzNE] [quote:Kalles Kaviar:MV8yMDkzNjIwX0NEMjNFMkM0] What the fuck is wrong with you? Your ass get sore, and it only smears the shit around the ass. Why not spend an extra dollar or two for 2 or 4-ply paper and get the sensation of a unicorn licking your ass clean. Or do you like to go around with shitty ass and create ass-butter? [/quote] What about those folks in India who use their bare hands? Just get a bidet FFS or you will find out you have ass crust when you are picking your crack. 1/2/4 layers won't help. Or take that shower as the guy above says. Who wants to comb a shitload of meatballs out of their ass hair? [/quote] I've never used a bidet.. How do you dry your ass and wouldn't your pants get dirty or shitfilledwater run down your gouche and on your balls. [/quote] The best are combined toilet/bidets that also come with a dryer. I can assure you with the proper use you won't get dirty :hf: [/quote] Holy shit im getting one of these! http://www.bidetsplus.com/brondell-swash-1000.html [/quote] I have an own made customized and modified turbo toilet with direct acces to the internet: http://techmog.com/408/automatically-tweet-when-you-poo/ Cleaner than toilet paper Hands-free bathroom use It just feels good No more reaching and bending over SAVE TREES :beavis: [/quote]
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What the fuck is wrong with you? Your ass get sore, and it only smears the shit around the ass. Why not spend an extra dollar or two for 2 or 4-ply paper and get the sensation of a unicorn licking your ass clean.
Or do you like to go around with shitty ass and create ass-butter?
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