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this is the funniest joke in history
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[quote:Citizenperth:MV8yMDk0MTI0XzM1NzQwNjcwX0U2Q0I4REI0] [quote:Anonymous Coward 32916224:MV8yMDk0MTI0XzM1NzM5Mjg5X0QwQUUxMjk5] [quote:Anonymous Coward 9014106:MV8yMDk0MTI0XzM1NzM5MjY2X0RFOTIyMjg2] Well, seeing as people are expecting 'something funny' in this thread - am posting a joke I came across earlier: Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.' The second, from Chicago , responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.' The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.' The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.' But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.' [/quote] That's a good one ! Need to translate it to German and make my working colleages ROFL with it. [/quote] Nun, da die Menschen erwarten sind "etwas komisch" in diesem Thread - bin Entsendung einen Witz stieß ich früher: Fünf Chirurgen aus großen Städten diskutieren, wer macht das Beste Patienten betriebsbereit. Der erste Chirurg, aus New York, sagt: "Ich mag den Wirtschaftsprüfern zu sehen auf meinem OP-Tisch, weil, wenn Sie sie öffnen, alles Innen ist nummeriert. Der zweite, aus Chicago, antwortet: 'Ja, aber Sie sollten versuchen Elektriker! Alles in ihnen ist farbcodiert. Der dritte Chirurg aus Dallas, sagt: "Nein, ich glaube wirklich, Bibliothekaren sind die besten, alles in ihnen ist in alphabetischer Reihenfolge. ' Die vierte Chirurg, aus Los Angeles Glockenspiel in: 'Weißt du, Ich mag Bauarbeiter ... Diese Jungs immer verstehen, wenn Sie ein paar Teile übrig. " Aber die fünfte Chirurg aus Washington, DC heruntergefahren sie alle, wenn bemerkte er: "Du bist alles falsch. Politiker sind am einfachsten zu betriebsbereit. Es gibt keine Eingeweide, kein Herz, keine Bälle, kein Hirn, kein Rückgrat .. Plus, sind der Kopf und der Esel austauschbar. " [/quote]
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Christians.
OMG they make me laugh so hard, no one can make me laugh more than a christian can. their stupidity is so huge.. they make my IQ drop by 7 times each time i see them post
oh dear christians........ please grow up and grow a brain while you are at it
christians...
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