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Every 94 seconds, Planned Parenthood cures a woman of the terrible disease of pregnancy.
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January 11, 2013 (LiveActionNews.org) - I’m so excited, you guys. Excited and inspired. You see, I just found out that in 2012, Planned Parenthood cured 333,000 women of a dangerous and terrible disease. I am speaking, of course, of pregnancy.
With only a meager $542.4 million in taxpayer money, the courageous and selfless public servants of Planned Parenthood were able to cure one woman every 94 seconds.
Welcome to the oasis of serenity and reason that is a Planned Parenthood clinic.
That’s right: in 2012, every 94 seconds, a woman was delivered from the grisly fate of pregnancy and childbirth.
You may not be familiar with the life-saving procedure called “abortion,” but I spend a lot of time looking at pro-choice literature, so let me explain it to you based on what I’ve learned:
After celebrating a healing goddess circle at home with her priestess and best friends, a woman goes to Planned Parenthood, where she is escorted through a phalanx of shrieking, weapon-wielding, violent anti-choice fanatics and into an oasis of serenity and reason. In the Planned Parenthood reception area, the young woman is lovingly ensconced in a padded pink chair, given a cup of decaf herbal tea, and counseled extensively and truthfully on her various options by a licensed counselor.
(This is assuming, of course, that the reception area in which she sits is not destroyed by the bomb of a woman-hating, fetus-worshiping fanatic, which happens almost every day.)
Once she realizes that abortion is the only truly intelligent and empowering choice she can possibly make to rid herself of the unwanted alien parasite growing within her, the woman is able to speak at length with a grandfatherly physician who calls her by name and asks her probing personal questions in a sincere effort to understand her on a spiritual level.
(snip for 50% rule)
[link to www.lifesitenews.com]
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