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Stopped caring about getting laid or a girlfriend for 5 years. Now I get more ass than a toilet seat
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 33180228:MV8yMTE0NDU3XzM1ODAxNjkwXzE0MkZDRjA0] [quote:Anonymous Coward 32512384:MV8yMTE0NDU3XzM1NjUxMzA0XzM2QTE5Q0JG] [quote:Anonymous Coward 32513713:MV8yMTE0NDU3Xzc5Nzk5NTEz] [b]How did you deduce that I was trolling?????[/b] I used to have a fear of approaching girls and was sexually frustrated. I watched porn a lot and generally was depressed that I couldn't get a girlfriend or get laid. Then one day, I just gave up caring about getting a girlfriend and limited my porn, and started to concentrate on things which I enjoyed. 5 years later, i bumped into this attractive girl by "chance" and then my life changed. To cut the story short, [b]I got laid and she became my girlfriend. Because she happened to be bisexual, she even allows threesomes and foursomes![/b] :5a: [b]Even if she dumps me in the future, I now have the confidence to pull in any girl I like.[/b] So to all the desperate virgins out there, don't give up. All you need is patience and let the universe do the work for you. [/quote] You lost me at the foursome part, and really lost me at the "I will survive and thrive if she dumps me" part when in reality, after 5 years of zip, you would probably just spend all your time lying in your bed in a fetal position sobbing and pulling it like a zoo monkey. [/quote] ROFLMAO... That's so true until you hit 30 and you libido jumps off a cliff... [/quote]
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I used to have a fear of approaching girls and was sexually frustrated. I watched porn a lot and generally was depressed that I couldn't get a girlfriend or get laid.
Then one day, I just gave up caring about getting a girlfriend and limited my porn, and started to concentrate on things which I enjoyed.
5 years later, i bumped into this attractive girl by "chance" and then my life changed. To cut the story short, I got laid and she became my girlfriend. Because she happened to be bisexual, she even allows threesomes and foursomes!
Even if she dumps me in the future, I now have the confidence to pull in any girl I like.
So to all the desperate virgins out there, don't give up. All you need is patience and let the universe do the work for you.
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