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My Parable: Balls To The Wall
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[quote:Axslinger:MV8yMTIyNTM5XzM1ODEzODI5X0EyQUQyRUMz] Oh man, i was expecting some Accept. [/quote]
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You're sitting in a remote shack in the middle of a jungle with IVs hooked up to your veins supplying you with enough water and nutrients to survive, because you can't go out into that jungle and get some fruit. Your testacles are shackled and chained to the wall you're sitting against. In this shack is a table and on that table is a sewing kit and a first aid kit. The shack's door is closed and the shack has only 1 window that at around noon would provide plenty of light to see to sow your balls back on. In the first aid kit is medicine to relieve the pain of your severed balls, along with anti-septic, bandages, etc. Basically: You risk pain over life, because you HATE being chained by the balls to the wall. So what do you do? Suffer the pain, or die in the shack? An allegory of the human condition.
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