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This is how I attract the ladies at the pool.....
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 33349264:MV8yMTIzODA1XzM1ODQyNjc0XzFCNEUzREMw] while working Vegas, Tom Jones use to stuff his tight jumpsuit with a huge sock in his underwear. the ladies in the audience would stare at his crotch the entire show just dreaming about that bulge. lil did they know it was just a sock hahahaha [/quote]
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I'm laying there by the pool and I see that there are some fine looking ladies around. I needed a way to get their attention so I went through all the pool filters and scooped out the dead floating bees and wasps.
I laid back down on my lounge chair and place the dead insects all over my body. I played it calm and cool and figured that the girls would look over and see that I was a tough guy laying there with bees and wasps on me and I wasn't even scared or nothing!
That's a way to attract girls at the pool.
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