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SO i just spit on my wifes face
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[quote:Roppee:MV8yMTI2MTQ2XzM1ODc5NjQ0XzdCQUFEMkQx] [quote:Lucky Charms:MV8yMTI2MTQ2XzM1ODc5NTg3XzRDNTA3MjNF] So it's the kids basically calling the shots on the bed situation then? Man you have got to get harsh. A 15 year old can take a little harsh talk, I say at the next opportunity you go to bed real early before any of them. As soon as those kids show their face in the bedroom you're ready for it and gotta be like "go to your own room." If they start moaning you gotta be like "GO TO YOUR OWN ROOM RIGHT NOW!" Be loud and harsh and shit but be cool, don't actually get mad and no swears. If they ignore your verbal and start crawling in, get up and say "fine." Then go sleep in one of [i]their[/i] rooms... and fart as much as you can eh? lol With the 15 year old I think a good angle is to ask her if any of her friends still sleep in mommy and daddy's bed and how she'd feel if they found out that she did. A little peer pressure by proxy if you will, teenagers fear humiliation of that nature above all else... anything that may make them look childish in front of their friends. Now that's just how I'd work it, I don't know shit about shit tbh but you gotta get loud and proud sir. Time to go alpha male. Your goddamn bed, your goddamn kids. You sleep in the first one and the second one do what you fucking tell them. You and your wife are the [i]law [/i]in that house man, your kids are not. As for your wife, I think you ought to get off GLP now and go check on her, spitting in her face was pretty low and I'm sure you feel pretty bad about it now. Go hold her and hug her and maybe give the dog a pat on the head... mutt's probably feeling a bit low himself. :peace: [/quote] TY!Tahts why I went alph on the dog taking a shit next to my chair.and when my wife brought the dog back in afte 5 seconds when I tied him to the tree...to me my wife just said"fuck you I run this house not u" and let the dog back in [/quote]
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After 12 year'er living on the couch because the kids are in bed, 10 and 15 now(no this not rant on kids,mine are great actually).I finally blew my top. My dog shit right in front off my chair(this dog is well pottie trained)I stepped in it ..and wow the shit WAS ON..I tossed him outside and he started the crying act as I slammed the door
.ther boo hoo went on for 5 mns befor I grabbed the leash . tied him to a tree so he could not continue to scratch the door. Low and behold 30 secs later he was in the house via my wife..ie the title..
note:wife will fuck u over for a DOG!
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