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Lady and the Parrot
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The lady leaves the house and walks halfway to work when she passes a pet shop. A Parrot was perched just outside and as the lady passes by the Parrot says: "Hey lady, you're damned ugly!"
The lady gets flustered but continues walking to work. On her walk back home at night, she passes the Parrot and again the Parrot says; Hey lady, you are damned ugly"
By now the woman is very irritated. Again she walks to work the next day, and again the Parrot tells her she's awfully damned ugly.
This time, she got really pissed, walks into the store and tells the manager that either that bird stops bothering her or she would kill it and then sue the store. The manager assures her it won't happen again.
On her way home she passes the parrot and she hears the parrot say, "Hey lady!"...she said "yes?".. The parrot said..."well, you know... "
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