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Subject How to give the BEST (or worst) First Kiss lol lol

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Alright hold up... dont freak out... read read read

Many moons ago i was dating this chick and she kissed me... our first kiss together, out of no where and she left me utterly in awe... my lips were tingling! It was so unforgettable... it was MAGIC! best damned first Kiss anyone had gave me up to that point...

Hell I still remember it...

My lips literally were numbed... turns out she used some sort of special lipstick lol
that promised the most unforgettable first kiss ever... it purposely numbed you.

I cant find it to show it to you...

but i found this... close enough

"Morphine Lips' new balm contains four per cent benzocaine, an over-the-counter painkiller usually found in cough sweets and mosquito bite sprays.

The $17.50 product, which is 'designed to create the perfect kiss', causes the lips to tingle and go numb for a short period."

Quoting: Some Expensive Bran, Link Below

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alright thats too fucking high...
and sounds really toxic...
I got a cheaper...safer way of achieving this effect...

A.) Punch em in the face... cruise

no that might hurt your hand lol

Let's go with
B.) Orajel

thats right a lil orajel secretly rubbed on the lips will blow 'their' mind away.... just dont use too much lol

This is ALSO a great way to fuck with your boy/girlfriend husband/wife

Just walk up to em and lay a lip numbing kiss upon their face...

My wife hates it now...

so I always keep a tube of orajel around

those who want an 'organic' alternative...

Look to clove oil ;)

You are welcome... dont get slapped

cruise

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