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What the people in power say, and what they really mean.
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 22104339:MV8yMTM2Nzk4XzM2MDczOTcyX0E3RDEyMkFD] Wow I got my first pin! thanks. What I really mean: My fragile ego rejoices as the attention a pin gives. My life's work is done and I can now put my pants back on, get out of the basement and look for a job. [/quote]
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Let's face it, nowadays almost everyone in the public eye or on the payroll is full of crap. As an ode to this, I have decided to put up a few examples and you are encouraged to put some more.
COPS
"Stop Resisting"
I am trying to make an excuse for kicking your face in because of this pesky camera when it hits you tube
"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
I don't either, hope you have some bs story ready so I can ticket you for something because I need to meet my quota.
GOVERNMENT
" We are monitoring the situation"
We don't have a clue what the hell you are talking about
" I never had sexual relations with that women"
I had so much sex with that women I thought it was going to fall off.
"We are looking into the matter"
We couldn't care less
add some more, I am still tired, you get the drift.
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