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How Jesus Turned Water Into Wine and YOU Can Too!
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 34530574:MV8yMTQxODAyXzM2MTY5MTA1X0U3MjNGN0E0] They always taught us that the folks were drinking water and just[i] thought [/i]it was wine. So, simple hypnosis? The whole "it was just water" or it was Must (a kind of non alcoholic boiled down grape juice, see below) is mostly from Southern Churches, who would rather deny the divinity of Jesus than admit that He drank.:lol: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Must http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defrutum [/quote]
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Step 1: Find a wine jug that's been used a lot of times.
Step 2: Fill jug with room-temperature water.
Step 3: Agitate.
Step 4: Serve wine-colored/flavored water to already drunk wedding guests.
Step 5: YOU SAVED THE PARTY! IT'S A MIRACLE!
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