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How Jesus Turned Water Into Wine and YOU Can Too!
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[quote:Bilbo Baggins:MV8yMTQxODAyXzM2MTcyNDk0X0FENEMxMDIx] [quote:<ambiguous>:MV8yMTQxODAyXzM2MTY3ODAzX0UxNEUxRTJE] [quote:simultaneous_final:MV8yMTQxODAyXzM2MTY3NzM2X0IxNTVGRTVD] [quote:<ambiguous>:MV8yMTQxODAyXzM2MTY3NzIyX0FGMjMwQjA0] [color=darkblue] Give not that which is holy to the dogs, nor cast your pearls before the swine, lest they trample them with their feet, and turning round rend you.[/color] [/quote] Some of Jesus' finest words. I certainly agree. But have you ever thought that YOU might be the oinker? Of course not. Swine can't think. [/quote] So you acknowledge the truth of His words and yet deny the truth of the miracle? [/quote] Words he allegedly said have more weight to them than the false claims of his miracles which were only comprised to give him publicity. [/quote]
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Step 1: Find a wine jug that's been used a lot of times.
Step 2: Fill jug with room-temperature water.
Step 3: Agitate.
Step 4: Serve wine-colored/flavored water to already drunk wedding guests.
Step 5: YOU SAVED THE PARTY! IT'S A MIRACLE!
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