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3 guys walk into a Hotel
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 8326963:MV8yMTQzMTIxXzM2MTk0MDA3XzM2N0IzRUFC] [quote:Anonymous Coward 33041105:MV8yMTQzMTIxXzM2MTkzODQ1XzJGRERGMzgy] :bump: tks... it gave me something to think... And I does not want to see the final of the movie... Till I get there! [/quote] Tell it to your friends and family. I bet less then half will get it. I originally heard this in the 90's and at that time it was 3 insurance salesmen. [/quote]
So a TeaParty Member, an Occupier, and a Socialist were
traveling together when they decided they were tired and
stopped at a Hotel.
They went inside and asked the clerk how much for a room.
The rooms were $25, but the clerk needed $5 so he could "put 5
on it" so he told the protestors the room was $30. The
protestors agreed to the price and each paid 10 bucks and went
to the room.
Later the clerk was feeling guilty so he sent the bellhop with the
$5 up to give the protestors their money back.
On the way up, the bellhop thought to himself, hey these folks
dont know the real amount, so he decided to pocket 2 dollars
and ended up giving the protestors $3 back.
The protestors were happy that they each got a dollar back
making it to where they only paid $9 each.
So the protestors each paid $9 for the room and the bellhop
took $2 making the total 29.
Where is the other dollar?
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