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[quote:M1.618:MV8yMTQ0ODI3XzM2MzExNDA4XzY2RkREOTA=] [quote:Anonymous Coward 34801652:MV8yMTQ0ODI3XzM2MzAyNDU2X0IzNzU4MjhD] [quote:M1.618:MV8yMTQ0ODI3XzM2Mjg5MDk0X0RBRUExQjE1] [quote:Anonymous Coward 34801652:MV8yMTQ0ODI3XzM2MjYzNTMyXzFGMjBDQTQ0] [quote:Anonymous Coward 34682918:MV8yMTQ0ODI3XzM2MjU3NDM3X0E2NEFCOTdC] [quote:Anonymous Coward 34801652:MV8yMTQ0ODI3XzM2MjUyMTYyXzlBNDI4QjY4] [quote:M1.618 22427554:MV8yMTQ0ODI3XzM2MjQ3MDgyX0ZCRDE1NTM=] [quote:Anonymous Coward 13422246:MV8yMTQ0ODI3XzM2MjQ1NjEwXzlFRjU3QjBG] [quote:M1.618:MV8yMTQ0ODI3XzM2MjI5OTYxXzY4NzlEMDdC] that was barley cakes not shit OP... cooked on shit... repent or eat barley cakes... [/quote] and you shall bake it with dung that comes out of man Dude it says baked "WITH" not cooked "ON".. try to read the entire chapter. [/quote] Ezekiel chapter 4 kjb 9 “Also[b] take for yourself wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet, and spelt; put them into one vessel, and make bread of them [/b]for yourself. During the number of days that you lie on your side, three hundred and ninety days, you shall eat it. 10 [b]And your food which you eat shall be by weight[/b], twenty shekels a day; from time to time you shall eat it. 11 You shall also drink water by measure, one-sixth of a hin; from time to time you shall drink. [b]12 And you shall eat it as barley cakes; and bake it using fuel of human waste in their sight.”[/b] What gives... OP? [/quote] Dude, don't try to tell me it's King James Translation because it's not. Nice try but sorry. Here's the real version: King James Version 9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof. 10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it. 11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink. 12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt [b]bake it with dung that cometh out of man[/b], in their sight. [/quote] Read it! I told you it was new King James but it does not matter - and thou shalt [b]bake[/b] it with dung, opposed to - and [b]make[/b] thee bread thereof What gives OP? [/quote] Nope, ice try again, sorry. You're using the new age bible, no such thing as new king james version. [b]read the next verses[/b] and see this prophet complaining in what they are about to eat. Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, [b]my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth.[/b] Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, [b]and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.[/b] stop trying to defend the scripture like the new age oprah esoteric scumbags, look it's already happening in japan, why can't you just accept eating them if we won't repent? it's more effecient and better for the environment too because its production causes a lot lesser carbon footprint. because we are unrepentant and buying in to man made global warming fraud, EAT SHIT. [/quote] Why would the Lord command HIS servant to eat shit, or anyone? [/quote] There you go, this is the grand question.. Why? Backtrack a few verses: Ezekiel 4: 4 Lie thou also upon thy left side, and lay [b]the iniquity[/b] of the house of Israel upon it: according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon it thou shalt bear their iniquity. 5 For I have laid upon thee the years of [b]their iniquity[/b], according to the number of the days, three hundred and ninety days: so shalt thou bear the iniquity of the house of Israel. 6 And when thou hast accomplished them, lie again on thy right side, and [b]thou shalt bear the iniquity of the house of Judah forty days[/b]: I have appointed thee each day for a year. NOW WHY WOULD GOD DO THAT TO HIS [b]SERVANTS[/b]?? Here are a couple of devoted servants too with their little sin: Leviticus 10: 1 And Nadab and Abihu, the sons of Aaron, took either of them his censer, and put fire therein, and put incense thereon, and [b]offered strange fire before the Lord[/b], which he commanded them not. 2 And there [b]went out fire from the Lord, and devoured them, and they died before the Lord[/b]. Really huh? God won't do that to His servants? Is eating shit like the Japanese today are doing [b]not [/b] better than instantaneous death from fire from the Lord? This actually means God will make his servants repent or eat some shit. And besides, using that's why we always use KJV not some crappy Bible translations like how you said "I do not care about bible versions." As if choosing a bible translation isn't [b]VERY [/b]important. [/quote] Answer my question, have you read the bible OP? [/quote]
Original Message
REPENT
OR ELSE GOD WILL LET YOU EAT SHIT!
YEAH I MEAN LITERALLY!
And you shall eat it as barley cakes, and you shall bake it with dung that comes out of man, in their sight. - Ezekiel 4:12
YES MY FRIENDS ITS COMING!
AND YOU WILL CANNIBALIZE YOUR CHILDREN TOO!
JUDGEMENT IT IS..
"And I the Lord will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend." - Jeremiah 19:9
"Then you shall eat the offspring of your own body, the flesh of your sons and of your daughters whom the Lord your God has given you" - Deuteronomy 28:53
REPENT NOW OR ELSE SUFFER!
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