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[quote:Cassie :-):MV8yMTU1MDE3XzM2NDM5MDY0XzIzOENGRERB] [quote:CalmShock:MV8yMTU1MDE3XzM2NDIyNTQ5XzgzQTE4RkJG] Being a huge fan of GLP and also a tomato farmer in the rural SW of Alberta has been a difficult journey... Long nights have I spent bringing in all 12212012 plants in an attempt to avert disaster, having to replant them the following day. EAT has been a main contributor to my increasing paranoia and my brian has since become completely unhinged, frequently finding myself huddled naked in a corner... :tomato plant: My family is very worried about my condition. I get calls from them frequently and although I appreciate their efforts, I do believe it only makes my situation worse... Especially when my uncle calls... :uncle: I feel like a complete moran putting all this out there, but my therapist BRIEF says I need to acknowledge my fears. Then blow them up... Most of our sessions end with me huddled naked in the corner again due to my (as described by him "irrational") fear of explosions. :nuclear: :damned: .... brb... *gets dressed* Aside from some minor personality setbacks, I'm a really nice guy. Currently single with a healthy supply of preps for two, I'm a well organized individual with a love for travel. My 11 bug-out-bags are a testament to the fact. The deep (safe) caves in the Ozarks and the Norway seed bank are my top two travel destinations, although I can only travel by land or sea... It's not so much that I have a fear of flying... It's more a fear of tall buildings. I'd just like to thank everyone here at GLP for making me the person I am today. Without your help I wouldn't have such a highly developed work ethic and could very well have ended up married to some reality blind societal sheep woman. Immediately state your intention for any further correspondence... :hawkanoia: CalmShock [/quote] :laugh: :applause2: :laugh: [/quote]
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Thread: GLP Themed Story! Voting CLOSED! :) The Winner is... Special Announcement Inside!!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, AC’s and Members! I am proud to announce to you, a contest for 'one months full upgraded membership! A 10 dollar value! This donated generously by a individual that wishes to remain anonymous at this time.
This contest is open to all… but remember you have to at least have a free account to be eligible to redeem the prize!
Just like the last contest (The Poetry contest)… this will be open from Friday to Sunday (March 1st - March 3rd)
Contest is over at 6pm EST Sunday (March 3rd)
After the contest is over… 5 top finalist will be picked for a poll thread. Just like the last time. The GLP Community picks the winner… But wait… I am personally throwing in a trial upgrade to the GLPer that comes in 2nd place!
AND a donation generously by another member Shoot Strait Johnny will provide another trial upgrade to a 3rd place winner!
Now I wanna see your best original GLP themed story.
I want 300 words or less…
Be creative, be bold… entertain us, enlighten us, entice us! Use the memes of GLP… we all know them.... use them to create the best damned GLP themed story for us to see!
If you are unsure what your word count is… you can use this link
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So there it is GLP an easy fun way to receive a full membership…
(just don’t forget you need at least a free account to be eligible for the prize!)
AC’s and Members lets have it!
If you are curious… this OP is exactly 251 words…
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