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[quote:Ford44:MV8yMTU1MDE3XzM2NDQ4NjczX0FBRTI5RUZG] It was an ordinary day, not much different than the thousands of others that I’ve lived through. After making and pouring my morning coffee, I fired up my computer. There were no new emails, so I clicked over to Godlike Productions to see what today’s doom forecast was. Godlike Productions is a conspiracy minded web forum that I liked to visit for shits and giggles. “STHTF! Elite heading to their bunkers! METEOR impact EMINENT!” I clicked and took a look. It seems that someone’s uncle works for DHS, and he tipped of the OP that a fifty mile wide asteroid had escaped the telescopes of the amateur astronomers, and the president, the Queen of England, Bill Gates, and Oprah were headed to Denver to hide in the massive underground city that was built there. Operation Oz Ark is what they called it. He said we have twelve hours before the SHTF. The Op had posted this @ 9 PM the previous evening. The clock on my com said it was now 8:14 A.M. The rest of the thread was various posters raising the bullshit flag. I was suddenly startled by my dog howling at the window. I went over to see what the commotion was about, and I saw a huge fireball streaking across the sky. I rushed out my door and gazed upon it.. I had long suspected that I was the chosen one who would save mankind, mentioned on the site as the “NOBODY”. Now was the time to put up or shut up, so I closed my eyes, raised my hands to the air, and imagined the asteroid being shifted to an alternate dimension. As the concussion turned my insides to jelly, I remember thinking “Shit! It wasn’t me after all!” [/quote]
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Thread: GLP Themed Story! Voting CLOSED! :) The Winner is... Special Announcement Inside!!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, AC’s and Members! I am proud to announce to you, a contest for 'one months full upgraded membership! A 10 dollar value! This donated generously by a individual that wishes to remain anonymous at this time.
This contest is open to all… but remember you have to at least have a free account to be eligible to redeem the prize!
Just like the last contest (The Poetry contest)… this will be open from Friday to Sunday (March 1st - March 3rd)
Contest is over at 6pm EST Sunday (March 3rd)
After the contest is over… 5 top finalist will be picked for a poll thread. Just like the last time. The GLP Community picks the winner… But wait… I am personally throwing in a trial upgrade to the GLPer that comes in 2nd place!
AND a donation generously by another member Shoot Strait Johnny will provide another trial upgrade to a 3rd place winner!
Now I wanna see your best original GLP themed story.
I want 300 words or less…
Be creative, be bold… entertain us, enlighten us, entice us! Use the memes of GLP… we all know them.... use them to create the best damned GLP themed story for us to see!
If you are unsure what your word count is… you can use this link
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So there it is GLP an easy fun way to receive a full membership…
(just don’t forget you need at least a free account to be eligible for the prize!)
AC’s and Members lets have it!
If you are curious… this OP is exactly 251 words…
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