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[quote:Isis One:MV8yMTU1MDE3XzM2NDUwNjYwX0QyMjRGRjVC] [quote:TCS:MV8yMTU1MDE3XzM2NDI0MDM1X0U2RjZDODY0] I live in a mental facility (funny farm, cuckoo's nest, booby hatch, you get the idea) in northern Ont. There's nothing to do here but play cards, watch tv or surf the web. One of the homies turned me onto glp before Christmas. About a month ago, nurse ratched thought me and few of the other nutters were spending too much of the center's bandwidth on glp and pulled the plug. Fortunately we have a fellow patient with an iq up in the stratosphere. This guy is so smart that when he looks at you, you feel he's reducing you to a mathematical equation. He tears apart a gameboy and an old "stupid" cell phone and makes us a crude but working internet device. I have no idea how he was able to accomplish this feat and for all intense & purposes, an "impossibility" on the scale of constructing a DSLR camera out of a carpenter's tape. The screen was too small for us all to view so our boy wonder gets the "snatch" (resident thief) to steal nurse ratched's magnifying glass and a compact mirror to make a projection device that pretty much give us the same screen dimensions as a 27" monitor. We could only view the projection at night when all the orderlies were sleeping or watching tv. The device was hidden in an empty soda cracker box with a hole cut out of it for the magnifying glass. For the past 3 weeks now, we've been tuning into glp Via our "cracker boy". A few nights ago we were even able to get onto voice chat. We wanted to checkout "Astromut" but all we heard were people talking about "anal leakage" and all that good stuff. [b]DON'T BELIEVE A DAMN WORD YOU READ IN THIS POST![/b] [/quote] That was awesome, had me drawn right in, couple other goods one before this too. [/quote]
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Thread: GLP Themed Story! Voting CLOSED! :) The Winner is... Special Announcement Inside!!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, AC’s and Members! I am proud to announce to you, a contest for 'one months full upgraded membership! A 10 dollar value! This donated generously by a individual that wishes to remain anonymous at this time.
This contest is open to all… but remember you have to at least have a free account to be eligible to redeem the prize!
Just like the last contest (The Poetry contest)… this will be open from Friday to Sunday (March 1st - March 3rd)
Contest is over at 6pm EST Sunday (March 3rd)
After the contest is over… 5 top finalist will be picked for a poll thread. Just like the last time. The GLP Community picks the winner… But wait… I am personally throwing in a trial upgrade to the GLPer that comes in 2nd place!
AND a donation generously by another member Shoot Strait Johnny will provide another trial upgrade to a 3rd place winner!
Now I wanna see your best original GLP themed story.
I want 300 words or less…
Be creative, be bold… entertain us, enlighten us, entice us! Use the memes of GLP… we all know them.... use them to create the best damned GLP themed story for us to see!
If you are unsure what your word count is… you can use this link
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So there it is GLP an easy fun way to receive a full membership…
(just don’t forget you need at least a free account to be eligible for the prize!)
AC’s and Members lets have it!
If you are curious… this OP is exactly 251 words…
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