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The Secret of May 1, 1776: Alien Invasion Phase 1
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 35620595:MV8yMTU4MDQ3XzM2NDgwMDkxX0U4RERBNzNE] You sleep. They Live! [/quote]
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In the early months of 1776, a Jesuit-educated Bavarian scholar was introduced through the use of Sufi mystical techniques and strong canabis-based psychedelics to an interdimensional hive-minded parasitic alien race that coveted our world and promised him and his descendants biological immortality and wealth beyond imagination. He got some close friends together, some likely suggested by the aliens, and the five original members (including our Bavarian scholar) received the same offer.
On May 1, 1776 the Bavarian Order of Illuminated Seers was officially founded by Adam Weishaupt and his four evil pals (including Mayer Rothschild).
Let's play with numerology a bit.
May 1, 1776.
5 + 1 + 1 + 7 + 7 + 6 = 27
2 + 7 = 9
The Order flourished and operated openly for 11 years, after fomenting both the American and French Revolutions.
9/11.
They embarked on an ambitious plan to seize control of the planet to prepare for an long and quiet invasion by interdimensional alien forces.
Times up.
If we don't wake up. We lose.
We sleep. They Live.
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