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What not to say to your boss! Share here!
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[quote:MissSoulSpark:MV8yMTYwMzQ0XzM2NTE1NTMzX0IxQUUzMkQz] [quote:Judethz:MV8yMTYwMzQ0XzM2NTE1MzI1XzQ1NUJEQTE1] :9teen: All is not lost, in a day or two he could suddenly realise what osmosis means and get it. [/quote] Hehehehehehehehe! :scheming: [/quote]
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Word to the wise.....
So I have a pretty decent boss. He is hardcore ex military but an all around a pretty nice guy. Lets just say... he is pretty straight laced and we have VERY different senses of humor.
So I recently was blessed with a gnarly ear infection yesterday and was prescribed some strong pain killers to ease the pain. I would have to say I get all kinds of goofy when I take them-- but being the good little corporate tool that I am I took one of these pills so I could make it to work and make a few bucks. This just happened to coincide with my monthly meeting with the man in charge today and I was feeling pretty darn "happy" when I walked into his office. These monthly meetings basically consist of discussing my strengths and weaknesses in my current job role. Being the obedient tool I am I took notes on little yellow stickies.
As usual, at the end of the meeting he asked me how I was going to implement his suggestions he made for my future development within the company. Lets just say.... I took the stickies with my notes.....stuck them all to my forehead and replied...."Osmosis!" with a shit eating grin on my face.
Lets just say.....BAD IDEA.
Just thought I would share. Anyone want to make me feel better and share their dumb ass on the job antics?
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