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Crazy Uncle Joe (Biden) finds pleasure in Monica Lewinsky
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Joe Biden is being accused of having sex with Monica Lewinsky. Biden says of the alleged tryst, "She was introduced to me by a good friend", "I don't know where these rumors are coming from" "we had a cup of coffee and talked sports, that's it". Ms. Lewinsky claims to have photos and other 'evidence' to back up her assertions that the vice president engaged in lewd acts with her, with her permission. "I'm currently exploring my options concerning producing a memoir". As Ms. Lewinsky shops her story around to several potential publishers, one cannot help but recall her former fame as the one-time intern to former President Bill Clinton, including the similar refrain, "I did not have sexual relations..." Biden, the sexagenarian with hair implants, was further quoted as saying, "Dammit, sometimes I'm an ass, I didn't even know who she was at first, and you can quote me on that..." No other details are currently forthcoming, stay tuned for further developments on this potentially scandalous story.
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