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GLP expert advice - how can one attract Aliens?
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 0:MV8yMjE2MTExXzM3NTM3ODk3XzlENUFGQkIx] Basically, you have to acquire a large collection of blue colored rocks and crystals... Then you have to get a stun gun, cattleprod, or some other device that emits a shock. Then you have to shock the altar that you put the blue colored gems on... now, make sure it's not made of a material that catches fire easily. This altar should be set up in a room that has photos of crop circles covering every inch of the walls and ceiling. Be sure that there isn't a fake crop circle in the mix, because one fake crop circle will fuck up this entire process. While you are shocking the altar, you should be reciting 6 passages (of your choice) from the Satanic Bible backward, while playing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (muted) in the background. Be sure the lights are off in the room, as the light from Willy Wonka and the stun gun need to be the only light hitting the gems at the time. This is how you get a girlfriend. Hope this helped. [/quote]
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Particullary the smaller kind as pictured bellow and more at 1:51 in the link.
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