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May 15th 2013: Happy Birthday ZetaTalk - Ten Years Of Waiting For Planet X And The Pole Shift
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 15061056:MV8yMjMzNjQyXzM3ODg1NTU2XzNEQ0U3NDRD] [quote:Barry McCockner:MV8yMjMzNjQyXzM3ODg1NDY0X0Y5MkYyQzk0] [quote:Anonymous Coward 981337:MV8yMjMzNjQyXzM3ODg1MjMxX0YwQkY1MEVD] Planet X is in the inner solar system and has been for years! The Zetas have been manipulating the seasons ever since!! [/quote] Oh for fucks sake! [/quote] :applause2: [/quote]
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Once upon a time, there was an old lady who told her devote followers, that a big planet would come close to our lovely Earth and flip the poles, twirl the continents around and almost all people would die.
Nibiru was the name of the big bad planet and because nobody knows how it looks, it sometimes was also called "Planet X".
May 15th 2003 was the fateful day. This was told told to the old lady by some aliens she found in an unwrapped candy while watching a movie.
May 15th 2003 came and all followers of the old lady were hidden in selfmade bunkers or went to high mountains to survive the pole shift in safe areas.
May 15th 2003 went and all followers of the old lady came out of their selfmade bunkers and climbed down from high mountains - and they asked the old lady what happened.
The old lady said to their still devote followers, that the aliens they had found in an unwrapped candy had told her: "Oh, this was just a test if everything is fine for the real thing." And they further told her, that they (the alien Zetas) have halted Earth in its orbit around the sun and had put it with Venus into a cup. Thus Earth can not collide with Nibiru. And the alien Zetas told the old lady, that "2012 is too far out" for the fateful day.
And thenceforth all the devote followers of the old lady were looking for Nibiru. And some of them were even lucky to see it. But only when they used a cheap cellphone camera and holding a vintage floppy disc from ancient times in front of it.
And they grabbed their hands and danced around like Nibiru did in the videos they made and like the moon swirls in Flarebertos videos.
And they all will swirle around the "Golden Lens Flare" happily ever after - while listening to an old lady mumbling "SOON".
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