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Crazy Alert! Texas pass anti masterbation bill...
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[quote:Elsabiades.. 682238:MV8yMjc4MzYxXzM4NzQ4ODY3XzhDMjUzNkMw] What is not satirical, however, is the FACT that TEXAS prosecutes DEBTORS. Indeed. ANd you thought that DEBTOR PRISONS did not exist (since 1820)? Alas, it's called a "TURN OVER" ORDER. If you are sued and cannot pay the rent or damages; a judge enters a "turn over" ORDER. Meaning, that you "turn over" the money within 30 DAYS or suffer a contempt...up to 18 months in JAIL. I had one ... ah..."friend" who served 36 months. (2 orders.) TEXAS CARES NOT for the CONSTITUTION; federal or state. [/quote]
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Boy I hope I wake up soon and this is a bad dream.
Attention all Texan males,particularly adolescents, You are all now felons! Punishable by serving two years in jail. Just the place to be rehabilitated from your evil ways.
Also imagine having to take a lie detector test to get welfare or even a state job. You could be subject to penalties for lying as well as masturbating. Only some really screwed up religious psycho could pass such a test.
Perhaps that the point...
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