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Cops arrest guy for filming raid and (of course) shoot his dog.
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[quote:Devoted Follower 42658635:MV8yMjc5ODUwXzM4Nzg1MTQ4X0NDQzMzNzM0] A day in the life od a cop in Amerika... After a long day of enforcing the rule of law Officer McTard returns home to his loving wife... [b]Mrs. McTard[/b]: "Hello dear, how was work today?" [b]Officer McTard[/b]: "Oh you know, same ole same ole..." [b]Officer Mctard[/b]: "Sheriff had to shoot another elementary school student in the face today." [b]Mrs. McTard[/b]: "Oh?" [b]Officer McTard[/b]: "Yeah, little rascal forgot her lunch money and tried to get a tray of food anyway. You believe that? Little thief in the making right there..." [b]Mrs. McTard[/b]: "Oh my! Well it's a good thing the sheriff nipped that in the butt before she was out stealing cars and what not." [b]Officer Mcard[/b]: "The world is lucky to have such great men like him to keep them safe!" [b]Mrs. McTard[/b]: "Well, how about [i]your[/i] day? Did you have to shoot any children today? [b]Officer McTard[/b]: "No... Unfortunately...but I did execute several dangerous dogs and kittens today." [b]Mrs McTard[/b]: "Oh that's great news dear! How many of them did you murder!?!" [b]Officer McTard[/b]: "Only 3 dogs and 2 kittens...was kinda slow today. I saw a squirrel on the road on the way home. I swerved to hit it but I missed it..." [b]Mrs McTard[/b]: "I'm sure things will pick up soon!" [b]Officer McTard[/b]: "I sure hope so. Killing dogs and cats is great fun and all but shooting people is where the real action is." [b]Mrs McTard[/b]: "I love Amerika!" [b]Officer McTard[/b]: "Me too!" [b]Mrs McTard[/b]: "USA! USA! USA! US..." [b]Officer McTard[/b]: "USA! USA! USA! USA! U..." ... :burnit: :burnit: [/quote]
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