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how can i get aliens to come pick me up
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 43007525:MV8yMjg1NDk0XzM4ODkxMzEzX0FDNjNCMDk0] No one wants aliens to pick them up. Besides, they quit doing that years ago. It had to do with union rules or something. They will abduct people though. I don think you want that. They will make you stay awake for days watching nothing but re-runs of Alf. They will also force you to reenact the bad scenes from Alien vs Pretador. You will be made to only eat graham crackers with nothing on them. If you complain, they will lock you in a room with the cast from Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind until you reveal to them the names of all the secrete herbs and spices in our famous chicken. Oh, by the way the only thing they drink is "Tang". Go figure. Also, can you say "probe" ? :alien: [/quote]
plz i dont want to live under societies chains
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