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World War Z - "United Nations Will Save Us, Get Vaccinated"
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So this movie - it was very underwhelming.
Yet what I took away from it - being that Hollywood had to stuff down our throats a PG 13 friendly title to appeal ticket sales over quality -
The only two countries left safe are North Korea and Israel? The Axis of.... What exactly?
In NK, The Kim's have cut out everyone's teeth (They're so damn loyal.) So, Zombies can't bite with no teeth! So NK is intact.
Yet, ah, Israel. The Jews. They are friendly. They somehow managed to learn about the Zombie outbreak a week before it happened and built a GIANT WALL around Jerusalem. They are letting people in. Except, some "Palestinian Arabs" get a little too happy and start worshiping Islam and singing - and this attracts the Zombies to climb over the giant "Western Wall" - It appears those dern Muslims singing waving a NON-ISRAELI flag caused the Zombies to climb the wall...
If only they closed the wall...or weren't so "kind to the Arabs"
The Most powerful man left is the "Under General Secretary of the UN" and he has the authority to move worships and order every army at his command? No - Vice President? No President of Any country? Just an Under Secretary of the UN?
So now the UN has an army?
And vaccines will save us?
NK is OK but it's because it's ruthless.
Islams is why the poor, yet gentle helping Jew folk, got turned all into Zombies.
And Brad Pit, an American yet a UNITED NATIONS superhero, saves the day.
I'm....
yeah go at it.
Nothing like the book.
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