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OH NO I'M GOING TO HELL FOR POSTING THIS BUT YOU HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF
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Ok, so with all the doom a gloom going on lately a lot of you might be on your knees doing the whole bible thing but before you go JIM JONES on everyone concider asking youself a question or two just to see how it sounds.
If you were God( AND, NO YOUR NOT) would it make sense to kill people you created in your own image becacse they don't believe in you? It's not like the internets been around that long, right? Maybe it would be better to write a book so your creations can misinterpret and change at their discretion to better suit them...
If you were God( And no, your still not) would it make sense to have your creations worship you so they can fight about who loves you more? You better start an Inquision to kill millions to put your name out there as a kind of internet alternative!!! Even though they can call on your name at the last moment and be saved...
The question is not WWJD but what would you do?
Step #1 to becoming God or godlike:
Find a girl in the Middle-East and get her pregnant but, don't ask for permission. (You can do that in the Middle-East because of their lax laws concerning rape) Step#2 Find a guy dumb enough to marry a pregnant chick and have him run to another country so he doesn't get stoned .(You can do that in the Middle-East) because it's legal to rape but not run!!! Step #3 Have the underage minor give birth to your only son in a barn.( Girls married young back then not like now) Step #4 Hang your son on a cross to let the rest of the world know how much you care. Step #5 Write it all down in a book and at the end of the book tell them your coming back!
And that's how to become a God
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