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We are an alien civilization and have found your Voyager I Spacecraft
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 46194143:MV8yMzUzMDIxXzQwMTk2MDY4XzlEQUU2QzlD] Thanks for providing Earthy with your exact location, numbnut aliens, now we know exactly where you are. Do you have gold diamonds and oil? are your space defenses as dumb as your giving your location to us? The tinpot space probe was just the first of many more, and it was laced with a virus that will wipe your entire planet out before we even get there. You see, when they were etching the info on the record, one of the tecchies had a bad cold and wiped his bogies onto the record, and had a crap and didnt wipe his hands before he assebled the space craft while scratching his sweaty nuts....it get real hot living so close to the sun you see? So we will be there soon to colonize your planet and bury all of you after your entire race is wiped out, and we shall name your relace the Dumbassians in honor of your stupidity for fking with man. [/quote]
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Greetings to Earth!
We are Eridani from the planet Mizar I, 20 steller years away. We have found your probe Voyager I in intersteller space, traveling towards our planet.
We have processed the disk onboard and are responding in the primary language heard on that disk, English you call it.
Your planet sounds like a wonderful place! There is plently of liquid water yes? Thank you for the precise directions to your homeword that we found on the disk. Tell us what are your planetary defenses like? Have you learned to cut atoms? Have you learned to fuse them?
Tell us as much as you can about your world.
We wil be arriving presently.
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